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Review The Minion

The Minion

Score: 80.8

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The Minion Date: 2023-07-22

The Minion follows the adventures of Sleazy D, who is a pretty hairy and overweight dude who eats and talks throughout the scenes where random, gorgeous girls come to his apartment in need of a sexual favor, and are not disgusted by him eating and talking at the same time, showering the girls and the whole crew with his annoying yet hilarious bullshit talking while the pieces of food fall out of his mouth or he drops the whole cake on hise big belly. This website is more like a comedy pornography niche, because from the start, you can see that neither the actresses, neither the start, Sleazy D doesn't take this seriously, but they do serve a bit of hardcore in their scenes, but only as hard as his small dick can get, the rest is usually a sloppy blowjob in a 69 position or some genuine riding and doggy style fuck.

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Niches: Amateur   Fetish   Reality   Wet N Messy  

Content (max 100)

score weight

Pic Quality 77.0 1

Pic Quantity 70.0 0.9

Pic Size 79.0 0.7

Vid Quality 80.0 0.9

Vid Quantity 66.0 0.9

Vid Format 71.0 0.1

Exclusive 70.0 1

Updates 75.0 1

Downloads 71.0 0.8

Design (max 100)

Navigation 74.0 0.7

Originality 68.0 0.5

Features 70.0 0.4

Other (max 100)

Price 70.0 0.6

Other 75.0 0.4

Site FACTS All the glorious stats and details about theminion.com

Cost & Billing

Monthly: $29.99 (recurring)

Multi-Mo: $59.99 3 months (recurring)

1 Year: $99.99 (non-recurring)

Options: Online Check, Credit Card

CC Processor: CCBill, Epoch

Cross-Sells: Yes Be sure to uncheck additional offers (if undesired) to other sites when inputting your credit card info.

Notes:

Dates

Site Launched: 2008-08

Listed Date: 2015-09-29

Facts Updated: 2015-09-29

Partner Info

Partner: Dog Fart

Sites Listed: 10

Content Updates

Update Log: No

Content Dated: Yes

Details: Monthly updates

Videos

Quantity: 173+ Videos (approx. 25 min. each)

Format #1: Flash (in-browser)   bit unknown, 1440x1080 (streaming)

Format #2: WMV (.wmv)   4500k, 1280x720 (downloadable)

Format #3: MP4 (.mp4, .m4v)   2000k, 640x480 (downloadable)

DRM: No No download video licence restriction.

Full Scenes: Yes

Multi-Bandwidth: Yes

Vid Caps: No

Watermarks: Yes Medium-sized watermarks on all videos.

Notes: Mobile formats are also available.

Images

Quantity 173+ Photo Shoots (avg. 100 pics each)

Hi-Res Pics: Yes

Model Index: Yes

Small & Large Pics: No

ZIP Files: Yes

Watermarks: Yes Medium-sized watermarks on all pictures.

Misc

Exclusivity: Yes advertised as 100% exclusive

Download Limit: info not found

3rd Party: Yes live feeds, chat, personals, store

Other: Bonus Sites, Model Index

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Intro

The Minion is one of those sites that you visit for the production, and not the pornographic content. Sleazy D, the protagonist of the site, is a hairy, fat guy who eats and talks crap in every single scene, disgusting the girls and the viewers, before he can lay his hands on some quality pussy that walks right into his apartment to offer themselves to The Minion. The girls usually try to make him get bigger and harder, but they are most likely to be disappointed with the results. Nonetheless, this guy gets to fuck far more beautiful women than most of us ever dreamed of, even if he is the typical fattie, but maybe it's in his unconventional humour that irritates and entertains at the same time. The scenery doesn't change, it is always the same apartment, which might get repetitive, along with the poses and the humiliation that comes and goes for both parties, for reasons unknown.

The Pros

(+) High quality pictures are available.

(+) Decent amount of pictures.

(+) High resolution pictures are available.

(+) Great qualit full HD videos with sharp, crystal clear images.

(+) Decent amount of videos.

(+) Multiple donwloadable and streamable formats.

(+) The content is exclusive.

(+) Frequent weekly video and picture update.

(+) Great download speeds.

(+) Great design with an good navigation.

(+) Original content.

(+) The site offers a lot of features, like full scenes,high res picture, Multi-Bandwidth.

(+) The site has reasonable pricing.

(+) Bonus network sites with the membership.

The Cons

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The Minion launched back in 2007, and it managed to produce more than 160 scenes that last for about 30 minutes and around the same number of photo galleries that contain approximately 100 pictures each. The best quality for the videos is 1440x1080 4500k for both streaming and downloading, as for the images, they come in a solid 1200 x 800 resolution. Overall quality is pretty low, and it gets lower as you go back in the archives. The site's design is definitely rough around the edges, but you can get used to it, but the navigation is totally minimal, they offer each scene with all of it's content and some scene info, but a few necessary additions would be nice, like an actual model index or categories and tags. Updates are being added, but it looks as though the frequency averages at about once per month these days. Network access gives users a total of 22 sites from the Dogfart Network.

Outside Reviews Scores from other online adult review sites.

2015-04-05 The Pay Sites 80.8 of 100

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